[MAJOR SPOILERS] TF4: Age of Extinction Discussion
Jul 19, 2014 0:27:13 GMT -5
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Jul 19, 2014 0:27:13 GMT -5
Warning: This thread contains major spoilers for the film Transformers 4: Age of Extinction. If you don't wish to see said spoilers, please back out now.
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Alright. So I just left the theater about an hour ago and am dying to discuss the film with someone.
First, I'd like to say that personally, this film was great but it failed to connect with me on the same level as the previous films. Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon is one of my favorite films of all time, if not tied for the first. I was very disappointed to see that Optimus Prime and Bumblebee (and Brains if you count him) were the only two remaining autobots from the first three films. Which brings me to my next point...
MY FAVORITE FUCKING AUTOBOT DIED IN THE FIRST GOD DAMN THIRTY MINUTES!
Rachet, the medic of ALL OTHER AUTOBOTS!, was gunned down by a bunch of pansy ass fucking cock smoking humans. It was so bad, that Ratchet actually shot and killed humans while screaming in pain and begging for a cease fire. He had his spark removed by Lockdown.
Of the new autobots, Crosshairs looks awesome. The trenchcoat thing is amazing, but the only one that really came off as likeable was by far Hound, who's toy I actually went and bought after the movie despite them being more expensive and made with much shittier material that DOTM's figures.
I'm sick and fucking tired of Mark W. constantly saying "Lucky Charms" and my biggest issues with the film were actually very odd things to complain about. Way too much death, way to much comedic relief (How do you say get the fuck out of the way in chinese!?) and way too much action. Yes, I understand how hypocritical that is. I hated that the autobots were all against each other and the humans and ready to bail the fuck out. I hated that Drift put his sword to bee's throat. I hated that Optimus just jetpacked the fuck outta here. I hated that the dino bots had such little screen time. I hated that the surfer guy got fried. I hated that Gaveltron lacked Megatron's personality. I hated the way the new KSI bots transformed. I hated that every time I saw KSI I thought of the Xbox Live Clan Knowledge, Strength, Intergrity. I hated that I had a headache from the CONSTANT action.
However, I also loved these parts. My favorite parts of the film are A: When the autobots raid KSI fucking boss style, B: When Optimus blows that bald prick the fuck off the face of the planet, C: When hound manages to rape fucking face defending the bomb and D: When Lockdown got his fucking head ripped in half.
I do have questions. Most of them stim from the same reason that I FUCKING HATE MICHAEL BAY, Continuity. Where the fuck is Sideswipe, Wheels, Jolt, Mudflap and Skids, I know the final two died in TF3's script and you can actually see there remains but they never even mention them.
Speaking of which, why does Bumblebee or Optimus -NEVER- fucking mention Sam? Not a single fucking time. Bee's -best- friend is just gone and no one says a word? Why is bee such a fucking asshole and why did Hound get more screen time than Bee?
Look, I know my favorite Autobots are all dead. I know my only chance of that not happening is by growing to favor Optimus or Bee over the others (Ironhide, anyone?) but Bay still manages to fuck up continuity every fucking film.
With me being a newer Transformers fan, only learning of the series -really- through the original trilogy and falling beyond in love with it through TF3, I don't have a whole lot of background to go off of. But what I do have to go off of is that in TF3, I saw it in theaters three times and cried every single time Barricade executed Wheeljack and almost raped bumblebee.
This film, I got a little emotions -once- and I don't even remember what part of the film it was at. When Ratchet died I was more frustrated than bummed. I felt like Bay tried way to hard to pull emotion even with spielbergs help.
All of that said, as I said before, the movie was good. I liked it. It just pales in comparison to three for me. I like the new humans, I can grow to like the new autobots (Hounds already good in my book, which means he'll be dead or simply disappear in TF5) but I swear to fucking god if Bay doesn't just concentrate on continuity I'll cry.
I think that's about it...
Oh, also, Linkin Park > Imagine Dragons on the soundtrack.
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Alright. So I just left the theater about an hour ago and am dying to discuss the film with someone.
First, I'd like to say that personally, this film was great but it failed to connect with me on the same level as the previous films. Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon is one of my favorite films of all time, if not tied for the first. I was very disappointed to see that Optimus Prime and Bumblebee (and Brains if you count him) were the only two remaining autobots from the first three films. Which brings me to my next point...
MY FAVORITE FUCKING AUTOBOT DIED IN THE FIRST GOD DAMN THIRTY MINUTES!
Rachet, the medic of ALL OTHER AUTOBOTS!, was gunned down by a bunch of pansy ass fucking cock smoking humans. It was so bad, that Ratchet actually shot and killed humans while screaming in pain and begging for a cease fire. He had his spark removed by Lockdown.
Of the new autobots, Crosshairs looks awesome. The trenchcoat thing is amazing, but the only one that really came off as likeable was by far Hound, who's toy I actually went and bought after the movie despite them being more expensive and made with much shittier material that DOTM's figures.
I'm sick and fucking tired of Mark W. constantly saying "Lucky Charms" and my biggest issues with the film were actually very odd things to complain about. Way too much death, way to much comedic relief (How do you say get the fuck out of the way in chinese!?) and way too much action. Yes, I understand how hypocritical that is. I hated that the autobots were all against each other and the humans and ready to bail the fuck out. I hated that Drift put his sword to bee's throat. I hated that Optimus just jetpacked the fuck outta here. I hated that the dino bots had such little screen time. I hated that the surfer guy got fried. I hated that Gaveltron lacked Megatron's personality. I hated the way the new KSI bots transformed. I hated that every time I saw KSI I thought of the Xbox Live Clan Knowledge, Strength, Intergrity. I hated that I had a headache from the CONSTANT action.
However, I also loved these parts. My favorite parts of the film are A: When the autobots raid KSI fucking boss style, B: When Optimus blows that bald prick the fuck off the face of the planet, C: When hound manages to rape fucking face defending the bomb and D: When Lockdown got his fucking head ripped in half.
I do have questions. Most of them stim from the same reason that I FUCKING HATE MICHAEL BAY, Continuity. Where the fuck is Sideswipe, Wheels, Jolt, Mudflap and Skids, I know the final two died in TF3's script and you can actually see there remains but they never even mention them.
Speaking of which, why does Bumblebee or Optimus -NEVER- fucking mention Sam? Not a single fucking time. Bee's -best- friend is just gone and no one says a word? Why is bee such a fucking asshole and why did Hound get more screen time than Bee?
Look, I know my favorite Autobots are all dead. I know my only chance of that not happening is by growing to favor Optimus or Bee over the others (Ironhide, anyone?) but Bay still manages to fuck up continuity every fucking film.
With me being a newer Transformers fan, only learning of the series -really- through the original trilogy and falling beyond in love with it through TF3, I don't have a whole lot of background to go off of. But what I do have to go off of is that in TF3, I saw it in theaters three times and cried every single time Barricade executed Wheeljack and almost raped bumblebee.
This film, I got a little emotions -once- and I don't even remember what part of the film it was at. When Ratchet died I was more frustrated than bummed. I felt like Bay tried way to hard to pull emotion even with spielbergs help.
All of that said, as I said before, the movie was good. I liked it. It just pales in comparison to three for me. I like the new humans, I can grow to like the new autobots (Hounds already good in my book, which means he'll be dead or simply disappear in TF5) but I swear to fucking god if Bay doesn't just concentrate on continuity I'll cry.
I think that's about it...
Oh, also, Linkin Park > Imagine Dragons on the soundtrack.