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Post by Loveorlust69 on May 7, 2014 16:18:19 GMT -5
Alright guys this is something I have seen and done on a few forums, I think I even started it on the old DiY site. So what we do is every person gets to help make a story. It can be one awesome story telling of the all powerful group of gaming gods we are........or it can degrade into a massive pile of he sucked a dick jokes and never progress ever............god please don't let that happen.
So just a few quick rules:
1. Your post can be one-three sentences (this has been updated to alleviate the random shit, and help get a more creative story)
2. No double posting
If you post make sure it is 3-5 posts away from your last one unless no one is participating (12 hours of no other posts) or it's only you and one other person doing it then just go after them
3. Actually try
As I said it would be really cool if this doesn't degrade to a dumb level
4. Be respectful
Just because we are doing a story that will probably get a bit silly doesn't mean you can trash talk other PN members (a few funny remarks is one thing, but no purposely hurtful comments)
and with that the story shall begin
One morning; in a world not so different from ours, a boy went out in his first adventure to the magical store that is.......GameStop.
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Post by FrequentShark on May 7, 2014 16:39:47 GMT -5
At the gamestop lived the evil douchebag employees, who didn't like to give him his pre order bonuses
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Post by DARKSTAR on May 8, 2014 12:51:51 GMT -5
This time the boy was prepared for the evil store manager, who took the pre order bonuses, and sold them on ebay to pay for his poison frog collection.
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Post by CaptainSlayer on May 8, 2014 13:27:30 GMT -5
For the boy had brought his AR-15, 12 gauge shortgun, .40 caliber automatic pistol and a gas bomb to the movie theater store with him.
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Post by Meta Karnax on May 9, 2014 13:45:07 GMT -5
At this moment boy was ready to go guns a blazing, but then he soon heard rumbles from he stomach; a few seconds later he ends up in the bathroom from having spoiled milk this morning.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2014 4:38:58 GMT -5
while pushing this load he suddenly hears the bathroom door swing open and hear a elderly ladys voice softly say, "What's the deal pickle?"
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Post by FrequentShark on May 10, 2014 8:12:17 GMT -5
Then Tyler jumped in and slapped the elderly lady for fucking up the phrase screaming "WHATS THE DILL PICKLE!"
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Post by DARKSTAR on May 10, 2014 12:41:04 GMT -5
Then like some sort of wacky cartoon. Tyler was gone. The boy reached for the toilet paper, but alas there were only two squares. This was not enough to clean up his faucet ass that had produced a great deal of splash back. The elderly lady was his only hope.
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Post by FrequentShark on May 10, 2014 13:43:44 GMT -5
But alas, the elderly lady was still laying on the floor. Almost unconscious from Tyler's slap. Just muttering "Deal Pickle? No, thats not right what was it again?" As she was saying that you could hear Tyler's voice booming, "BITCH IT IS WHAT'S THE DILL PICKLE!" The faucet ass continued, as our young hero was stranded on the toilet.
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Post by CaptainSlayer on May 10, 2014 14:54:51 GMT -5
Upset by this unfortunate turn of events, the young boy promptly moved to kneel at the side of the immobilized old woman and rips her sun dress off. He fights the overwhelming urge of arousal at the sight of the pruning skin and uses the dress to clean off his bum. Tossing the dress in Tyler's face he hears the extremely handsome Panic Nation member cry out, "Ew, nigga, what the fuck!?" as he starts crying profusely. Our brave hero then turns to the door in hopes of returning to business.
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Post by FrequentShark on May 10, 2014 15:45:09 GMT -5
His ass, freshly wiped, he heads back to gamestop to get his preorder bonus and game from the evil employees.
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Post by Loveorlust69 on May 10, 2014 16:03:04 GMT -5
[PLEASE NOTE ONE SENTENCE ONLY]
Alas, as he leaves the suspiciously random bath house right outside of Gamestop, the young man finds that it has been overrun by the most frightening enemies of the videogame world....................the CREEPER and ENDERMEN were everywhere.
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Post by FrequentShark on May 10, 2014 16:10:05 GMT -5
He runs into gamestop only to find out that the employees built it and deployed the creepers and endermen, because they're evil douchebag assholes.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2014 16:40:38 GMT -5
The young boy braces himself then whips out his lightsaber, slashes rapidly through waves enemies, then suddenly its snatched away by the evil douchbag assholes
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Post by DARKSTAR on May 15, 2014 13:27:12 GMT -5
Fearing the boy has uncovered their worldwide conspiracy to take over the world using the profits from selling pre-order bonuses on ebay the evil douchbag assholes throw the boy in the gamestop dungeon.
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Post by CaptainSlayer on May 15, 2014 13:31:13 GMT -5
Where he finds, a goddamn rancor! |
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Post by Loveorlust69 on May 15, 2014 23:57:14 GMT -5
After going through an elaborate set of puzzle-game like challenges the boy is met with the boss fight with the rancor. He keeps getting critical hits but makes no progress with the enormous health bar of the beast. Suddenly right before the rancor delivers a killing blow to our hero the cage door opens.
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Post by DARKSTAR on May 16, 2014 11:20:49 GMT -5
In walks a short black lady, holding a grapefruit with a large hole cut into its center, the rancor whimpers and retreats back into its holding cell, the strange lady follows ignoring the boy. Moments later.... SLURP GARGLE, SLURP GARGLE GERGLE! Disturbed, our hero dashes for the open door.
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